TRUTH: A bag of KP Nuts found down the pub has more protein than most protein bars.
PROPOSITION: Unintentionally jacked.
Floor stickers outside gyms direct gym goers to the nearest pubs.
Protein should be eaten 15-60 minutes post-workout. On Google Maps, KP highlights pubs within a 60-minute radius.
Instagram troll account, posting "protein-packed meals".
KP release their own “brand” of protein in health stores and gyms, but it’s actually just a tub of nuts.