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TRUTH: A bag of KP Nuts found down the pub has more protein than most protein bars.
PROPOSITION: Unintentionally jacked.
Floor stickers outside gyms direct gym goers to the nearest pubs.
Protein should be eaten 15-60 minutes post-workout. On Google Maps, KP highlights pubs within a 60-minute radius.
Instagram troll account, posting "protein-packed meals".
KP release their own “brand” of protein in health stores and gyms, but it’s actually just a tub of nuts.
KP host their very own strongman contest, Beer Bellies & Biceps. Johnny Vegas and Ben Francis judge the world's hardest pint pull and the most-unopenable bag of nuts. Winners are awarded the world's heaviest trophy.
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